China – They have some of our top generals in their pocket. At least the Resistance generals.
Norm MacDonald – He lost his war with cancer but is remembered as one of that last real comedians.
Stockholders – More buybacks announced so the market will keep drifting higher.
Unvaccinated – They are coming for your job.
College Students – Vax mandates and lockdowns in the prison system we call college.
Colleges – The enrollment decline was built in as the baby bust picks up steam but sudden drop outs are killing their bottom lines.